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Saturday, August 30, 2014

10 Horrible Pickup Lines That Sound Better In Spanish

By Hayley Matthews

Conversation Starters: Pickup Lines That Sound Better in Spanish These pickup lines will have you saying "¡Ay, caramba!"

English is definitely not known for its sensual sounds. Predominantly Germanic roots have created a language that's sometimes a little rough on the ears. When combined with truly heinous pickup lines, the sounds go from bad to worse. Nobody wants to hear that!

Spanish, though—the syllables and syntax of this sexy tongue can make even the worst pickup lines sound beautiful and elegant. You'd be surprised what you'll listen to when the words are Latin-based and oh-so smooth.

Just check out these 10 examples.

"Buenas piernas, ¿qué hora abren?" What's truly "buena" here is how good this sounds. You'd be lulled right in by the dude who's actually saying, "Nice legs. What time do they open?""Puedo tener su número? He perdido la mía." You'll be scribbling down your digits in no time when your Spanish suitor asks if he can have your number because he lost his."Vienes aquí a menudo?" This might be your first time in the place, but when a man melodically asks you if you come here often, you'll be willing to guarantee a return trip there—soon."La única cosa que no me quitaré usted es mis ojos." The “única cosa” you’ll want is for this potential Latin lover to tell you again the only thing he won’t take off you is his eyes."¿Te has perdido? El cielo está lejos de aquí..." You'll find yourself lost in the sexy speaking of a guy who's asked you if you're lost because heaven is far away from here."Quisiera utilizar sus muslos como orejeras." Whether or not it's winter, you just might agree to this request when a handsome Spaniard says, "I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.""¿Puedo tener direcciones a tu corazón?" Your "corazón" will beat a little faster as you happily agree to give this charming fellow the directions to your heart."¿Hace calor aquí, o es apenas usted?" Your Hispanic pursuer will surely have you fanning yourself when he asks you the classic question, "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?""Te pareces a mi próxima novia." You won't have a care about your appearance when this man speaks, even though he's really telling you that you look like his next girlfriend."Eres tan dulce, que me estás dando una cavidad." A dental condition never sounded as good as when a suave Latino said, "You're so sweet, you're giving me a cavity."man with flower beard

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Sunday, January 12, 2014

Love Bytes: 10 Pickup Lines That Actually Work (Really!)

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Sunday, August 11, 2013

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Friday, March 15, 2013

10 Acceptable Pick-Up Lines For St. Patrick's Day

Irish Couple Dancing On St. Patrick's Day Ready to get your flirt on? Single and ready to mingle on St. Patrick's Day? Try one of these lines.

The world's greatest holiday is upon us. And, as with any boozy holiday, there is a good chance for a love connection. However, this year instead of using the old fallback of, "Do you have any Irish in you? No? Do you want some?", let’s figure out something slightly more original and with a pinch, even if you are wearing green and more class.

Use your best discretion and if all else fails, feel free to channel your inner-Colin Farrell.

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1. "I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I'm not Catholic."
When to use: you're drinking beer, are Catholic and the person is attractive.

2. "How many Leprechauns does it take to break the ice? None, I'm [insert your name]."
When to use: virtually any usage.

3. "The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it’s pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?"
When to use: the person has an empty drink in front of them. Bonus if you're drinking something other than Guinness.

4. "Don’t tell anybody, but I have a fridge full of Shamrock shakes back in my apartment, I’m taking one person at a time."
When to use: the person looks like they may love McDonalds, deliciousness.

5. "Yow, St. Pat must have chased all the snakes to this place."
When to use: you are in a seedy location, the men greatly outnumber the women.

6. "Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing … Irishmen don't wear kilts."
When to use: the person doesn't seem terribly smart.

7. "Everyone keeps talking about this Kelly Green lady. Are you her? No? Then what is your name?"
When to use: the person seems smart.

8. "Yes, it's a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you."
When to use: the person seems to have a sense of humor. Bonus if you're a lady.

9. "Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning."
When to use: it's 3 AM and you need a Hail Mary that doesn't involve a Rosary.

10. "Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name]."
When to use: waiting in a bathroom line.

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From personal experience, asking someone to hold your hair while you puke just doesn't work and it's mostly because men shouldn't have ponytails. Have fun out there and do whatever you do responsibly.

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