Say What? The Most Bizarre Pickup Lines You've Ever Heard

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Love Buzz Subscribe to Love Buzz By The Stir. Posted on May 30th 2013.

What's the most ridiculous one-liner you've heard? "Your hair smells like daffodils. Can I have another smell?"

What is it with one-liners: do they ever work? And, is there a such thing as a "good" pickup line? Probably not, but we've all heard our fair share of bizarre ones. The come-ons that make you laugh, think: is he serious? and the ones you text to your friends before you can even turn him down.

From "Are you wearing a mirror? Because I can see myself in your pants," to "Your hair smells like daffodils. Can I have another smell?", our friends at The Stir compiled a hilarious list of the most absurd pickup lines they've heard.

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Dare you not to laugh!

See the list at The Stir: 17 Truly Bizarre Pickup Lines We Can't Believe Men Fed Us (PHOTOS)

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