Wedded Bliss Straight from the Heart

Thank you, Anastasia, for introducing me to my wife. I am very happy that I came here in April, I mean in March, I came here in March and I was very skeptical, very uneasy to meet a woman. I met my wife and I was very happy, very excited, she is very beautiful, beautiful Armenian wife, but she is very strong, strong woman, a very strong woman but a great wife, very trustworthy, very loving, very kind, very helpful and everything she do, she‘d always think of me first, plus she can cook well, she cooks very well and look, look how beautiful she is.

 Men, if you want to find a great, great, great companion, great woman, great wife, dependable wife, one that will stay with you forever and one that’s more beautiful than life itself then come to Armenia. Very good, good beautiful women here. Very responsible and very loving and very kind and very dedicated to their husbands. They never cheat, they always tell the truth to their husbands and the one they love, they are very good to you and you only. So come to Armenia. Great country, beautiful country, beautiful restaurants, beautiful conversation, nice food, people but the best thing in the world is that the wom?n are very, very beautiful and very good to their men. So, come to Armenia. MY WIFE! If you want to be happy for the rest of your life and never have to worry about your wife then come to Armenia because this is the land of the most beautiful women in the world. God’s hidden little heaven right here.

Kevin- Mexico
Madlena- Armenia

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Ahh, Pre-Marital Bliss

After work, I met Jenna at a Thai place halfway between my office and her apartment for dinner.

While we chowed down on vegetable dumplings and drank the bottle of wine that Jenna had brought (BYOB!), I caught her up on the pregnancy scare and the talk I’d had with Ben as a result of it.

“You should have just proposed to him,” Jenna said. “When will you start listening to me?”

“Uh, never, if those are the kind of suggestions you have to offer,” I said with a smile.

She laughed. “Okay, but how do you feel now?”

“Relieved,” I said. “So, so relieved.”

“Good! So, I have a question. What are you doing Tuesday?”

“Hanging out with you?”

“And the woman I’ve been dating.”

“Dating?” I asked. “I know you’ve been going on ‘dates.’ I didn’t realize you were ‘dating someone.’”

“Well, we’ve been on four dates. But I like her. And I’m going to stop seeing other people for now. And I want you to meet her.”

“Details, please.”

“Her name is Candy.”

“Candy?”

“I know. It sounds like a stripper name. But she’s like the anti-stripper. Well, except for her huge boobs.”

I laughed.

“She’s 30. Social worker. From Miami. She’s hilarious. Also, a midget.”

“Everyone’s a midget next to you.”

“I know. So meet us for drinks after work Tuesday.”

“You got it.”

While we ate our entrees, she gave me the lowdown on her and Candy. One of Jenna’s friends from her lesbian social group had brought Candy to one of their events, an arcade night, and she and Jenna had hit it off instantly. They had started seeing each other during Jenna’s “date blitz,” wherein she had gone out with pretty much every woman-loving-woman in the city. After three dates, Jenna had said sayonara to all of the other ladies vying for her affection so she could see where things would go with Candy.

I’m really psyched for Jenna. She’s been pining over Leslie for way too long, and she’s been single for way too long too. I am interested to find out how Leslie has reacted/will react to Jenna getting serious about someone else, though. I didn’t ask, because Jenna seemed super happy and I didn’t want to ruin it.

Also super happy? Me. I finally got my period today. Google told me it was probably stress that caused my lady parts to malfunction. And things with Ben and me are finally back to normal. Actually, better than normal. It’s almost like we’re in a second honeymoon phase. We’ve been all sorts of mushy with each other, and two nights ago, we had sex three (!) times. I’m still sore from that, and combined with the cramps, I should be miserable. Really though, I can’t imagine being happier.

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Ahh, Pre-Marital Bliss

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